Tips and Tricks
Posted by RichardCranium in The Full8
Going Down on HER (AKA Cunnilingus)
Cunnilingus tips:
First of all girls, Be clean! Nobody wants to eat bad tuna…
Have a shower or bath together first. This will help make things taste and smell better.
Be enthusiastic
We’re only doing this because we want you to be happy, so let us know if we’re wasting our time or not…
Don’t go down on her unless you really want to. Women can tell if you’re less than enthusiastic. (The trick here is to tell yourself “This will almost definitely lead to her OWING me a Blowjob!)
Start slowly
Chicks aren’t as hot to trot as guys, so don’t just jump in and start motorboating that thing.
Avoid going for her clitoris right away. Tease her first. Lick around her clitoris. Remember, when starting out too little is better than too much. Even though you’re A-Ok with her licking the tip of your dick right from the get-go, the Little-Man-In-The-Boat is a sensitive guy, so don’t just jump on him.
Listen
Use your ears as well as your mouth and tongue. Listen to her moans of pleasure. Ask her to let you know what she likes. Who knows, maybe she’ll be just as much of a trash-mouth as you are… then you can really get into you filthy dirty slut, yeah… suck that shit, you fucking trailer trash whore… ooops.. sorry.
ABC
When using your tongue on her pussy try writing the letters of the alphabet with your tongue using a continuous motion. The letters “Z” and “N” can be especially enjoyable for her. Try writing her a note like; “My Turn Next, and I’m Cumming On Your Face Too.”
Make some noise
Let her know how much you’re enjoying giving her head. Do it with enthusiasm! Once you’ve gotten her juices flowing, doing the motorboat is Okay… Tell her how much you love having her sticky crotch lube all over your face.
Her clitoris
When she is ready lick and suck her clitoris. Remember though that some women cannot handle direct contact on their clitoris even when they’re really excited. If that’s the case, just give it a few licks now and then, but if she likes getting her nubbin-rubbin on, suck that little clitty like it’s a half inch dick and you’re the queerest fag on the block sucking off Brad Pitt!
Variety is the spice of life
You can give her different feelings by using your tongue in different ways. A flat tongue will give her a feeling like a soft caress. A rigid tongue will give more direct and firm stimulation. Don’t be afraid to jam your tongue right up her gash, try to lick her G-spot. If you make it, you’re her hero, and if you don’t, at least you’ll stick in her memory as the ‘Gene Simmons guy who went nuts on my junk.’
Don’t stop
In general women like steady stimulation. So don’t stop, especially when she’s about to come. that’s the Holy Grail, chances are you won’t get a real one, she’ll just be faking it so you’ll stop slobbering all over her twat (thank god it’s almost over,) but if she really does pop a cork on you, now’s your chance, during that brief glow afterwords, she’s at her most likely to let you plug her poop shoot!
Good luck!
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Giving Head, get it right the First time!
First I will say this, I know there are a lot of women out there who don’t like giving or receiving oral sex. I understand that you may think that it is dirty or like in an Asian country some women have stopped as they think it is an evil sin. I will have to find out where this article is and perhaps publish the web address in my next column.
Why am I writing about giving your man a blowjob in my column you may ask, well I believe that if you please your man like he tries to please you, then to please him will please you too. When giving a blowjob, giving head or going down on your man, did you know that this form of sexual pleasure too could turn you on?
Hot Blow Job?
How do you give the perfect blowjob?
Hehehehe, blowjobs, bjs hmmmmm - good topic don’t you think?
Giving a blowjob can be such a turn off for both parties so try it before you say you don’t like it.
Once again like with the guys you both need to be comfortable with it. If you feel that it is not a clean ‘tool’ then have a shower together. Ladies take it in your hands, grab the soap, lather it up and wash it, play with it, see how it responds to your touch.
If there is room in the shower, kneel down in front of him and look neatly at it, see how clean it is, before flicking your tongue over the tip. See how clean it is! Now you know that it’s clean because you helped wash it thoroughly, Close your mouth around it and feel it grow hard in your warm, moist mouth.
Take control and enjoy it as much as your partner!!
If you are being sensual and your partner tries to thrust causing you to deep throat and gag when you are not ready, grab him kindly with your teeth, not tight enough to break the skin but tight enough to stop him!
Do not break the skin!
If you do all the romantic desires will have gone!!!!!
Ladies use your tongue, flicking it backwards and forwards as you suck. You can do both at the same time. Trust me on that one!
Now if you feel comfortable sucking him in the shower, get off your knees and head to somewhere a bit more comfortable, like the bed, continue what you were already doing but in a varied position.
Ok first if you have lube - like KY jelly suitable grab that before getting onto the bed, flavored is great.
Have your guy lay down on the bed, kneel between his knees, squeeze a little bit of the lube, covering both hands.
Take his penis into your hands, see how greasy and sensual it is, kindly massaging the shaft with both hands, occasionally tempting the head paying particular attention to the underside of the head.
Remember that you must be gentle that is why I keep referring to that particular word.
Now ladies hold on to his cock, use your tongue flicking over the head, lick the head all over and use the flat of your tongue to cover more area, gently suck on the head, sucking it into your mouth at the same time flick your tongue back and forwards around the head. Pay particular attention to the Frenulum (the underside of the penis), as it’s the most delicate part of the glans (the head of the penis).
Tease him and please him at the same time, you can do it!
Run your hands over his inner thighs as you mouth moves on his shaft. Lower your mouth over his shaft and the trick to taking in as much as you can - to deep throat is to breath out as you are taking him in. I know this is a big ask, but concentrate on your breathing at the same time to avoid the uncontrollable urges you may get. I won’t go into detail, but I am sure you know what I am talking about.
As you suck him deep into your mouth and with your hand around the lowest part of the shaft pump him gently as your mouth rides his hot swollen penis.
As a bonus for your partner with the hand that is almost free, gently massage your partner’s testicles. Squeeze them, hold them, run your finger nails over them – there’s that word again ‘kindly’, and at the same time sensually play with them.
Now the selection is yours. If your partner is your long-term partner and you feel you would like to taste him and swallow his cum, then read on, if not skip this paragraph and go on to the next. Your partner’s cock is throbbing with anticipation as your tongue works it’s magic, you taste his pre-cum it’s salty but nice, you wrap your hand fervently but not too tight around his cock, with your mouth sucking him deep, keep sucking as you pump him faster and faster! Keep stroking him until you feel his cock throb and suddenly he explodes sending his hot creamy cum down your throat! Look at him and lick your lips to show how much you enjoyed sucking his rod dry!
For the ladies who don’t like the taste, when you feel your partner’s cock throbbing and you feel his hips starting to thrust against you, take your mouth of his penis and with your hand wrapped gravely around his shaft pump faster and faster. Let your partner tell you how fast and how hard to stroke him as he gets closer and nearer to dropping his load for you.
As he ejaculates let him know that you are excited too. I love watching a guy cum so as he is crying out in pleasure, if you are enjoying it too then I am sure you will know what to do! Taking control of your partner’s orgasm ultimately is a turn-on; learn how to give that special blowjob as it can ultimately be a satisfying experience for all involved.
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