Why don’t you just Full8Me!

Jennifer “Nipple” Aniston. What a titty queen. Her tits aren’t the biggest, they aren’t the perkiest, they aren’t even the best shaped, but goddamn, they are ALWAYS erect! - Is this bitch constantly turned on, or does she wear nipple-rings on those erasers like a man’s cockring?

She can’t act, she fucks every guy who shows up at her door with a 20 dollar bill and a line of blow, and she promptly gets dumped as soon as she gives up her ass, but she never gives up showing off those chewy nips!

Gotta love a skank that knows where her true talent lies. I’d invent a new style of sex if I had a chance to bone this bimbo, the “Nipple-Jack” - That’s where I’d grab her nipples, dag them together, and then use them to jack my Henry to completion on her surgically corrected schnoz.

When I got done with her, coke wouldn’t be the only thing leaking from her nostrils…

She’s got a pretty decent body for a middle-age washed up actress. (When was the last time she worked?) I don’t blame her for living off her Friend’s fortune, it’s really the right thing for her to do. Don’t even try to act in anything where you have to be anything besides a talentless waitress struggling to make ends meet.

Speaking of ends, I’d be glad to plow that huge back 40… Of course riding her rump would be like jogging through the Lincoln tunnel trying to touch both walls with your hands. just about every swinging dick in Hollywood large enough to make it off the casting couch has done a few touchdown dances in her poopshoot. I’d be more than happy to take a number at that lunch counter - Hell, maybe they’d drop confetti from the ceiling and walk out with a huge check for a million dollars for being the 0ne Thousandth passenger to ride the Jenny train?

Keep looking over your shoulder Jennifer Aniston, I cumming for you!

A little bathroom material for those of you who need it…

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There are about 100 million women in the world that I’d bang, but I had to start somewhere, and I thought where better than to start with the reigning Queen of I’m Too Good for My Own Shit - Angelina Jolie

No doubt there are a million+ guys in the world who think Agelina is the bomb… But I’m not really one of them. - Sure, there are times when she looks pretty good, but there are just way too many times when she looks just like her dad, Jon Voight, and that is Ugly!

One minute she has thick sexy DSLs, the next, she’s all fat lipped, chipmunk cheecked, with bags under her eyes and a classic Jon Voight grimace on her mug.

She reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry dates the two-faced chick.

So, you may be wondering at this point why the hell I picked this Baby-Buying Machine for my first WIBB (Who I’d Bang Bitch, for those of you who aren’t good with acronyms…) well, the answer is simple: I LOVE WHITE TRASH SLUTS!

And trust me, Angelina is a bonefied, top of the line, WTS! - One look at all of those skanky tatoos, and it’s a lock, she’d dissapear in a biker bar faster than a crack whore would blend into an alley in Harlem.

One tatoo, and you’re just another bimbo on the bandwagon, two and you’re just an ultra-trendy twit. Three tattoos and you’ve decided to come to grips with your lack of breeding.

By the time you get to the number of Gigantic, prison-yard tats that this twat is wearing, and you are either a stripper in a 3rd rate titty bar, or you’re boyfriend was the head ink guy in San Quentin.

Mmmm - love a tattood slut! Why? Because a girl that would permanently deface her admittedly great body with bad ‘artwork’ is obviously FUCKED UP! Everybody knows that if she’s fucked in the head, she’ll be a great fuck in bed.

Hell, just ask Billy Bob, whose blood she wore in a necklace around her neck, or her first husband, Jonny Lee Miller, whom she married while wearing a shirt with his name written on it in her own blood, or hell, ask her BROTHER, James Haven who she was apparently Full8ing in the limo on the way to the Oscars! Those are all signs of a fucked up chick… Yummm!

I don’t blame him, if she was my sister, I’d be banging her fo sho.

The first thing (Of Course) that I’d want to do with The Cuckoo One, is get my felaysh on. Those awsome DSLs (again, for the acronym challenged, DSL means Dick-Sucking-Lips, which Angie has a huge pair of) would fit my Mr Smith quite nicely.

And I’m pretty sure she’s used to equestrian work and if not, she would be once I was done with her….

I’d write more about this nutty-chick, but I’ve suddenly lost my train of thought,…?

~Richard Cranium~

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Just kidding… unless you’re a hot chick (or female and under 60…)

I am dedicating this site to my unending quest for the Holy Grail of the Male World… Fell-aysh-e-o (Also known as: coitus-in-os, corvus (obs.), bully-in-the-muzzle, cannibalize, cap, catch-a-bird, cherry-flip, chew (it), chew-foreskin, chew-the-goo, chew-the-slough, clean the pipe, cock-suck, cock-sucking (cocksucking), cop-a-bird, cop-a-joint, cop-a-doodle, cop-a-cock, cop-a-crown, cop a hot one), cuff-a-carrot, deep-throat, derby, dick-lickdick licking, dick sucking, dickie lick, dinner-beneath-the-bridge,

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Fellatio

From the Latin fellâtus , past participle of fellâre , to suck , and fello, originally meaning to suck the teat.

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