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Going down on HER (AKA Cunnilingus)

Cunnilingus tips:

First of all girls, Be clean! Nobody wants to eat bad tuna…

Have a shower or bath together first. This will help make things taste and smell better.

Be enthusiastic

We’re only doing this because we want you to be happy, so let us know if we’re wasting our time or not…

Don’t go down on her unless you really want to. Women can tell if you’re less than enthusiastic. (The trick here is to tell yourself “This will almost definitely lead to her OWING me a Blowjob!)

Start slowly

Chicks aren’t as hot to trot as guys, so don’t just jump in and start motorboating that thing.

Avoid going for her clitoris right away. Tease her first. Lick around her clitoris. Remember, when starting out too little is better than too much. Even though you’re A-Ok with her licking the tip of your dick right from the get-go, the Little-Man-In-The-Boat is a sensitive guy, so don’t just jump on him.

Listen

Use your ears as well as your mouth and tongue. Listen to her moans of pleasure. Ask her to let you know what she likes. Who knows, maybe she’ll be just as much of a trash-mouth as you are… then you can really get into you filthy dirty slut, yeah… suck that shit, you fucking trailer trash whore… ooops.. sorry.

ABC

When using your tongue on her pussy try writing the letters of the alphabet with your tongue using a continuous motion. The letters “Z” and “N” can be especially enjoyable for her. Try writing her a note like; “My Turn Next, and I’m Cumming On Your Face Too.”

Make some noise

Let her know how much you’re enjoying giving her head. Do it with enthusiasm! Once you’ve gotten her juices flowing, doing the motorboat is Okay… Tell her how much you love having her sticky crotch lube all over your face.

Her clitoris

When she is ready lick and suck her clitoris. Remember though that some women cannot handle direct contact on their clitoris even when they’re really excited. If that’s the case, just give it a few licks now and then, but if she likes getting her nubbin-rubbin on, suck that little clitty like it’s a half inch dick and you’re the queerest fag on the block sucking off Brad Pitt!

Variety is the spice of life

You can give her different feelings by using your tongue in different ways. A flat tongue will give her a feeling like a soft caress. A rigid tongue will give more direct and firm stimulation. Don’t be afraid to jam your tongue right up her gash, try to lick her G-spot. If you make it, you’re her hero, and if you don’t, at least you’ll stick in her memory as the ‘Gene Simmons guy who went nuts on my junk.’

Don’t stop

In general women like steady stimulation. So don’t stop, especially when she’s about to come. that’s the Holy Grail, chances are you won’t get a real one, she’ll just be faking it so you’ll stop slobbering all over her twat (thank god it’s almost over,) but if she really does pop a cork on you, now’s your chance, during that brief glow afterwords, she’s at her most likely to let you plug her poop shoot!

Good luck!

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