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Who I’d bang - Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan, the inbred redheaded step-queen of trailer trash…. mmm mmm good!
Damn - I’d hit that skank!
Anybody who knows me, knows that I have a special place in my heart for red heads and trailer trash girls, and there’s no better redheaded trash girl on the planet than Lindsay, I’ll-fuck-anything Lohan.
This girl isn’t the best looking slut in Hollywood, has huge droopy beached-whale-white titties, and more freckles than Howdy Doody,
but she’s willing to share, and that goes a long way to winning friends… or in her case, I’m sure it’s gone a long way to helping her contract more VDs than a Vietnamese hooker in Saigon circa 1969.
Be that as it may, I’d still bang that skank in a heart beat. If for no other reason than to say I’m one of the elite 500 that have had the privilege to plow that strawberry patch. Normally I like a nice clean cootch, smooth and hairless, just like God intended, but in the case of a redhead, I like to see the proof.
From all signs, this bimbo is the real deal, and red on the head like the dick on a dog…
I understand that Lidsay has turned dyke for the last few months, but I’m sure she’ll be back to swallowing beef sticks before the end of the year. Bumping uglies with a man-gal like Samantha Ron’s Son might be a nice distraction for a while, but Lindsay’s cock-cave needs filling on a regular basis, and plastic whiffle ball bats just won’t cut it for long.
After this dipshit’s most recent bout of rehabs and drunken fuck-ups, she’s had to go back to her first, and really only true vocation, pole dancing.
I’d tuck a few bucks in that fat back-door.
How I’d bang that bitch…
First, I’d bend her over (or more likely just walk up to her, since she’s generally already bent over and ready
) and bang her bruised backside till she forgot all about slurping beef curtains, then I’d spin her around and toss my kielbasa right down that pasty white throat of hers…
That’s pretty much all I’d get done with her, since fapping that mobile home hussy is too much fun for me, so I gotta go now…
Some more skank shots if you need them…
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